We're moving! (again)

I've been working on a new site this past month, it's still a work in progress, but A LOT of improvements. Here's the new address!

http://www.kimchi-kudasai.com/

You speaky Ingrish?

Today I was catching up with some reading at McDonalds - just like everyone else there. I couldn't help but notice that the title of book the lady next to me was reading was, "Inglish for Business". I wonder what kind of language that is, Inglish.

That's what she said....

People don't crack "that's what she said" jokes around here.
I hope it stays that way

Let's see...

Something to ponder about as the Summer is coming to an end...
... but seriously, girls. Put on some clothes when it's cold, and take off those jackets when it's hot. It makes sense, no?

Confusion

Girls would be forever obsessed with their weight and the constant need to diet. Despite the variety of diet procedures and aids out there, at the end of the day the key is healthy meal with proper exercise.

Perhaps the fact that everyone's in their tip-top shape during the summer (Hello, bikinis?) creates a certain pressure. All of a sudden, all the marketing for weird diets begin to make sense, and even the tiniest budge appears to be a catastrophe.

I'm blaming the heat and humidity for all this confusion. Madness.

Meet the new "Bakapuru"

"Bakapuru" - that's right, it's short for "Baka" (idiot) "couple". Meet Onigiri, my evil twin sister, and her boyfriend, Niku.

Onigiri might appear just as sweet and innocent as I am on the outside - but watch out. The "Oni" (demon) is definitely there... I wonder why Niku even stays with her. Nikusyoku men like him are so rare these days...

Take for example at what she did to the poor guy the other day...

It all started with this popular arcade game, "Cho chabudaishi". It's a table-flipping simulator both me and Onigiri play with from time to time. It's a good stress-reliever, for sure. Look, I had even made it to the daily #1 ranking for one of the stages (A lot going on these past few months) !

。。。まじで？？？？

them stylist pouches

The "hair stylist pouch" has remained in fashion for the past five years (or so)
Guess who finally got one?

Once you go skinny (jeans), you can't go back.